A slight bit more serious

I am creating this thing in order to organize my thoughts and statements on questions and events so that I might respond in the best manner possible. Two of my friends get drunk and bang? I'll most likely have "no comment" but you'll be able to read the "no comment" here first.

We'll take one topic at a time, and this may work or it may crash. But the idea is simple. Questions I might have to answer in conversation that ... if I answered off the cuff could be dangerous... I'll write out here and avoid hurting anyone's feelings, saying the wrong thing, or just plain looking stupid.

Here's to hoping it works. First question of the series:

"How is Ryan McCurdy's hair?"

ANSWER: Excellent.

Ryan McCurdy Has Excellent Hair

Ryan McCurdy has excellent hair.

I have no reason to dispute this statement. So we will go with: TRUTH!

Also, he states that his biceps are bigger. Bigger than what, I am not sure.

Fin.